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Three weeks to kickoff. Pre-order stock that won't reach fans until just before the match. No real-life UGC to pull from yet. The two to three weeks before the World Cup are your highest jersey sales of the year, and the creative pipeline you have right now wasn't built for the volume the moment needs. We are the bridge: 24 to 48 hour ad cycles, country by country, persona by persona, until your creators come back with the real footage.






"Each country has a jersey. Each country has its own separate persona and separate angles. Dude, there's so much opportunity here, but we just don't have the resource right now." Winston laid it out clean. Here's the math.
The two to three weeks before the World Cup are when jersey sales peak. Fans buy to wear during, not after. The countdown is the highest-leverage selling window of the year.
Every jersey is on pre-order. Stock is en route from the factories. Creators are lined up but can't film what they don't have. The next two weeks are an organic UGC dead zone.
An Argentina super-fan is a different buyer than a Morocco super-fan. A weekend warrior is a different buyer than a deal-hunter who doesn't even pick a team. The matrix scales linearly with creative output.
That's $450 to $540K per month feeding Andromeda. The ranking model rewards diversity and volume. The current pipeline ships at agency speed (weeks), not at the moment's speed (days).
Not a replacement. The next three to four weeks are the slot where AI-creative velocity covers the gap until your creator UGC comes back from filming. After that, it sits alongside as the always-on permutation engine while creators do what only creators can.
From brief to graded ad in the ad account. No two-week creator turnarounds. No agency review loops. When Italy loses to Switzerland on a Tuesday, the FOMO ad is in the auction by Thursday.
Argentina super-fan-heritage is one ad. Argentina super-fan-pre-match is a different ad. Morocco super-fan-FOMO is a third. Every new country opens its own thread. The matrix is the ad inventory.
Adlib runs a gap analysis on your account against 6,000+ benchmarks (format, persona, angle, emotion). Skipper listens to your reviews and surfaces personas + angles in real time. Time-series learnings mine your account for winners you turned off because they fatigued, not because they failed.
No ad ships under a 90. Nine rubrics: persona fit, angle, emotion, copy excellence, format compliance, brand compliance, Kahneman heuristics, static conversion, ad reviewer composite. The 14 ads on this page all cleared the bar before this page existed.
Per Will's pitch on the call: "If you have a winning static, take it, animate it, add some motion." Lower CPMs from video without re-shooting. The static carries the concept, the animation carries the scale.
"Without even changing our creatives, our average CAC reduction was 30%." Country-specific LPs match the country-specific ads. PDP for education, LP for conversion. Optional add-on, scaled with spend coverage.
Built over 24 hours. Every ad traces to PDP-verified product specifics (Title #14, La Pulga Glacier ships June 7, Morocco Heritage ships May 30, etc.). All scored ≥90 across nine rubrics before they earned a slot here. See all 14 →
The Y-axis is net new creatives per month. The Carmine bar is your brand at full engagement. The thinner bars are illustrative cohorts. Andromeda's ranking model rewards the brand on the right. Most agency-built creative pipelines ship the brand on the left.
You're running $450 to $540K a month on Meta through the World Cup window. Drag the dial below to set the slice you want SelfMade to point at. The package fee, the concept volume, and the per-creative rate all derive from that single number. Every position runs the same loop: Adlib gap-analysis briefs, country-persona-angle matrix, Agent-10 creative grading (≥90 to ship), 24-48 hour cycle. The deeper you go, the lower the per-creative rate. Agency benchmark is $400 a creative. Even the entry position lands 75% below that. World Cup velocity lands 86% below.
At $400K of monthly Meta spend covered, SelfMade ships 80 concepts a week for $18,000 / month. $56 per creative. 86% less than agency standard.
What it looks like from kickoff to full velocity. The 14 spec ads on this page were built in under 48 hours, so day 7 is realistic, not aspirational.
Brand-bible audit. Product feed lock. Country-persona matrix workshopped against your top six jerseys. First Adlib gap report on your account. Slack channel up. You meet the strategist and editor on the same call.
Roughly half a week of velocity in the auction by end of day three. Top three countries get their first ads. Country LP wireframes shipped (if LP add-on). The 14 spec ads on this page were built in under 48 hours, so 30 in three days is realistic, not aspirational.
Week one complete: 80 net-new statics all in your account. First Skipper persona report against your reviews and social listening (the player nobody's heard of yet who's about to be a story). Editor pass turnaround = 24 hours.
Two weeks in, 160 net-new statics shipping at 80/week cadence. Country LPs live (if LP add-on). Adlib gap report v2 against your first two weeks of in-flight ads. First time-series learnings from the ad account: which countries, personas, and angles are pulling and which need a fresh angle.
We're an AI-first creative house priced on a per-creative basis ($1K / net-new-creative). The team Will named on the call: a creative strategist, an editor doing the human-in-the-loop pass on every render, a media buyer. We work with brands from $60-80K per month in Meta spend up to eight-figure accounts. The constant across all of them is volume + diversity + analytical horsepower in service of the same line: feed the auction what it's asking for.
30 minutes. We'll walk through the 14 ads, the Adlib gap report on your account, and which tier fits the WC window. Calendar's live: pick a slot tonight or tomorrow morning before the London flight.